Mason Storm

You are interested in possibly being a suitor for my wonderful little assistant here, Sahara.

Well that's true, I really like her.

Being that she's my assistant, I don't know if you've heard around campus, but I can be a real bitch.

And I want to take care of her because unfortunately she hasn't had very good luck with jobs such as herself.

Well, I can assure you I'm a pretty good guy.