Asking your opinion on my new swimsuit

Okay, so I called you in here because I really just need your opinion.

You know, you're like my roommate, my friend and everything.

And I really need an opinion on if, you know, my swimsuit is okay to go to this pool party tonight.

Well, it's not, no, it's not like it's too bad, it's just...

Well, I don't know, I just need someone else's opinion, someone I trust before I go, you know, out to the pool like this.